Monday, March 31, 2008

Tsk Tsk TSA

Nipple rings are a threat to our flying public? I'm aghast to think that we've lived this long under the shadow of this insidious threat to god, nation, and liberty. Thank goodness the bright men (apparently, men only) of the Lubbock TSA detected and deterred this evil woman and her dastardly plot.

Should the need arise, I volunteer to throw myself on any woman brandishing nipple rings in a threatening manner.... (Note: Must be cute.)

5 comments:

Unknown said...

I am utterly shocked that this security gap has gone unnoticed for so long. God bless the TSA people for being brave enough to fight against these nipple ring terrorists!

Cerulean Bill said...

I was going to start a rigorous problem of screening local women to see if they were in training for this, but -- what exactly is a 'restraining order'?

Seriously, though -- piercing your nipples? That's gotta hurt like hell...

Unknown said...

Haha yeah, it seems like maybe even local law enforcement might even be in on the terrorists plots. Restraining order must be code for something.

Yeah, I know of a few people who got theres done, I can't imagine it being really enjoyable. And its not like you can really go showing it off to everyone. Meh, to each his or her own.

Cerulean Bill said...

Well, if you DO get nipple rings, Shannon, I'll ask that you not show me. Don't even mention that you have them.

Course, if its Christmas time, I guess they COULD be used as mobile decorations...

Cerulean Bill said...

I suspect you were dangerous long before that, LB.....