Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Most Distressing

This afternoon, the other part of my bridge broke off. It's possible that it took a section of tooth with it. I now have, essentially, no teeth along the upper center section of my mouth. I sound like a feeble old man, I look like a hillbilly hick, and, although it is not my fault, I feel like a fool. I have proposed that I just let my wife and daughter go to Arizona without me, because I don't want to talk to anyone, sounding and looking like this.

I feel like an idiot.