Only a genius could say this stuff:
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? (And) if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
It's never just a game when you're winning.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
You ask for your change back? But then again, that could be asking for trouble if the person really unloads on you.
These were fun to read, thanks!
fIsn't he great? I think he's what I want to be when I grow up. Check out his home page -- http://www.georgecarlin.com/ -- even the intro is funny.
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