Seemingly impervious to the uptake of knowledge -- Henry Rollins.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Dating
I was never much of a dater. I was, in fact, so little of a dater that it's amazing I got married at all. I can't imagine being in the dating game now -- at least, in Seattle. (NSFW!!!)
Ok, I'm going to scare you now, but I can't tell you how much I love that link. That could totally be me talking.
The men of Craigslist are such whining wienies that think they're so hot with women, but are clueless as to how to act when chatting online. I can only imagine how much worse they must be in real life.
I agree with the writer! ;-)
I may have to borrow this for my own blog, you know...that is if you don't mind...I'll be sure to say where I got it :)
Though I am disappointed that cuddling is apparently no longer de rigeur for the Studly American Male. And here I paid extra so I could practice on the Blow Up Betsy with Cuddlematic Action, too... wonder if I can get a refund?
Hmmm... that might be a marketing opportunity -- kind of a combination chat room and vibrator service. Darn thing is, such a deal probably exists already. I've always wondered about the people who use phone sex lines. They must have extraordinary imaginations.
I don't know about the whole dating ethos. I was never any good at it. I am pleased that I don't have to know now. There are ten thousand reasons to be glad to be married to the person I married; this is a reason to simply be glad to be married, period.
Since you mentioned it there are some prototypes for "virtual sex". At the museum of sex in NYC there was an example of it (people weren't allowed to try it ). Its an interesting looking contraption. I don't think I would try it, but still interesting.
I don't know which phrase in your note startled me more -- virtual sex or contraption! I believe I should go take a cold shower now..(g)
I'm not one who ever believed in letting it all hang out -- even back when that phrase was popular. Some things SHOULD be repressed. But probably not as many as we actually do.
Museum, huh? And here we were, telling people about the Spy Museum in DC, and how much we enjoyed it. I can only imagine about the discussions that museum must entail. It's not porn, ma, its the museum's catalog!
13 comments:
HAHA, that gave me a good laugh.
I suppose it is nice she is being honest about her feelings heh.
Ok, I'm going to scare you now, but I can't tell you how much I love that link. That could totally be me talking.
The men of Craigslist are such whining wienies that think they're so hot with women, but are clueless as to how to act when chatting online. I can only imagine how much worse they must be in real life.
I agree with the writer! ;-)
I may have to borrow this for my own blog, you know...that is if you don't mind...I'll be sure to say where I got it :)
Borrow away!
Though I am disappointed that cuddling is apparently no longer de rigeur for the Studly American Male. And here I paid extra so I could practice on the Blow Up Betsy with Cuddlematic Action, too... wonder if I can get a refund?
No, no, no..cuddling is still good! Very good! Necessary and I demand it.
But do the other too :)
Well, I'll try...if I can find the original brown paper packaging....
OH, no, wait! By "the other" I meant what the Dear Craigslist writer said.
Oops :-|
But you can totally keep your doll if you want to :)
Too late. Once those things are deflated, you never get the same consistency back. Or so I've heard....
Hee!
You win :)
Do they make male versions of the blow up dolls with cuddle action? Not for me of course, a friend wants to know...uuuh yeah. heh.
I hated dating around. Blah.
Hmmm... that might be a marketing opportunity -- kind of a combination chat room and vibrator service. Darn thing is, such a deal probably exists already. I've always wondered about the people who use phone sex lines. They must have extraordinary imaginations.
I don't know about the whole dating ethos. I was never any good at it. I am pleased that I don't have to know now. There are ten thousand reasons to be glad to be married to the person I married; this is a reason to simply be glad to be married, period.
Since you mentioned it there are some prototypes for "virtual sex". At the museum of sex in NYC there was an example of it (people weren't allowed to try it ). Its an interesting looking contraption. I don't think I would try it, but still interesting.
I don't know which phrase in your note startled me more -- virtual sex or contraption! I believe I should go take a cold shower now..(g)
I'm not one who ever believed in letting it all hang out -- even back when that phrase was popular. Some things SHOULD be repressed. But probably not as many as we actually do.
Museum, huh? And here we were, telling people about the Spy Museum in DC, and how much we enjoyed it. I can only imagine about the discussions that museum must entail. It's not porn, ma, its the museum's catalog!
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