Friday, September 05, 2008

PIN - Money, Honey, Not So Funny

This morning, I staggered to the table -- this getting up early because the offspring does it really has to stop; if we home schooled, classes would start at noon -- and flipped on the laptop, intending (hoping) to see that McCain had blown it big time, delivered a leaden... you know the drill. Instead, I got to futz with the computer.

At first, email downloaded a couple of messages, but the browser -- neither one -- would start. Then I shut down email and started it again, and it wouldn't start, either. There is a certain I can't breathe sense of panic when you want to connect to the net, and you can't. You almost need an OnStar for the PC --Sir, we've detected a lack of connectivity, are you all right? -- but of course there's an obvious flaw with that logic. So I took a gulp of coffee and rebooted. When it came up, I didn't watch it -- I have this superstition that, like a cat, if I watch it, then it will not do what I want, but if I dum-de-dum, golly, look out the window, it'll think itself unobserved, and go ahead its business. I tend to anthropomorphise the PC -- it wants to do this, it didn't like that. I know it's not really that way. And you know what they say: Don't anthropomorphise your PC; it hates that.

So I hummed and jittered, and it came up, delivering more emails (where did the first ones come from? What were they, stuck in a buffer somewhere?), one of which was from my bank saying that an automatic transfer from one bank to another had occurred. In fact, they sent me two non-identical notes, three hours apart, to announce it. Oh, man, did these idiots transfer it twice? I'd better go look.

So I sign into the receiving back and - password rejected? Eh? Now, I don't type my password. It's actually part of a sentence I keep in a text document, and I cut and paste it when I sign in. So there is NO chance that I typoed it -- but every so often, the C&P picks up the trailing space, and of course the damn receiving system reads that space as a hex gazattabit (thats a technical term), barfing on the signon. So I did it again, getting the same result. I did it again, this time typing it in, and it still didn't work. Finally, I trudged through their reset your password screen, reset it, and then I was in. Finally.

Then I get an email from them telling me that my PIN has been reset. PIN, I think. I didn't reset the PIN. I don't even know what the ATM card's PIN is. Then I remember: this bank called all security info 'the PIN'. So I ignore it -- yeah, I know, I reset it -- and then I think what if someone actually DID reset the PIN, the actual one, not the password I just did? So I sent them a note, and in a day or so, I'm sure I'll get a stiff worded response that essentially tells me nothing. They're good at that.

As for what started all of this, my wife made me promise not to freak out if I found anyone who said McCain did a good job. I'll try.

4 comments:

genderist said...

Oh I hate it when that happens, especially at the BEGINNING of your day.

Cerulean Bill said...

It does make you want to go right back to bed. For most people, though, that isn't really an option. Neither is tapping *enter* with a ball-peen hammer.

Unknown said...

I have tendency to anthropomorphise my computer too, and have been guilty of the "look away" magical thinking.
Good to know I am not the only crazy one :-P
Hope the rest of your day goes better.

Cerulean Bill said...

Oh, it will. My wife's working from home today. I always feel better when she's around.

"Magical thinking" -- I like that.