Pirated

I came across another of those 'This is probably not true...but I hope it was' stories.

The idea is that this New Zealand fellow was going to get married, and the tradition is for his mates to take him out for a day of doing whatever he wanted. The guy had often said that he wished he could have been a pirate, so they chartered a boat, gave him a captain's hat, pasted a fake beard on him, and spent the day sailing, downing rum, singing chanties, and generally being pirates. That evening, exhausted, and more than a little hung over, they went to a health club for a massage, following by a spell in the sauna, where the guy noticed that none of the other guys.... had any pubic hair. And then he thought about that beard....

I would imagine that sobered him up pretty fast, hmm?

Though, according to what I've come across on some photography sites, a fair number of female models shave their pubic hair. What's the point of that? And, what happens to that hair?

I believe I'll just file those over in the Vault Of Questions That Will Never Get Answered.... Or Even Publicly Asked.