Librarians

I think libraries would be a lot more fun without librarians.

Not all librarians. Not even most librarians. Just the ones who have been there a really long time... or act as if they've been there a really long time....and who have the same pursed lip were you aware that you have a fine due? style that I remember from when I was a kid. Those librarians, you can drop onto the nearest ice floe and let drift quietly out to sea.

Not that I've met any recently....