Friday, June 08, 2007

Medical Miracle

Dick Cheney needs to have the battery in his heart defibrillator replaced.

This is a medical miracle, as most defibrillators require a heart to be effective.

Somehow, he used up this battery without having one.

Vitriol must be more corrosive than previously thought.

4 comments:

genderist said...

Oh, how funny...

and I mean that figuratively, literally and any other twisted way you could interpret it...

Cerulean Bill said...

Twisted? Moi?

Ubetcha.

African Kelli said...

hee hee hee! Don't you wonder how he sleeps? I think about that. How does a man (or the many men in DC) sleep at night when they know what world problems, death and injustice they've caused?

Cerulean Bill said...

AK -- I was thinking you this morning, believe it or not. Specifically, I was thinking about how I'm being a bit of a wimp about traveling, and how my travels are as nothing compared to yours. Course, yours are morally superior, too. I am seriously impressed by them.

As for the Dickster -- I would bet that he and his puppetboy in no way would accept such a charge. They'd say they do EXCELLENT work, and why do you hate America, anyway?

To be fair (I try, even to vermin like him), I think he likely does do the best he can. Its simply that a) his priorities and standards are dramatically skewed away from what I'd think they should be, and b) its probably extraordinary difficult to get anything good done, and amazingly easy to injure people along the way, even with the best of intentions.

I think I'd feel better about him if I didn't think of his infamous comment in the Senate, every time I see that half-snarl he's always got. Like more Americans, I trust people who smile. Yeah, thats pretty shallow of me.