A Blackberry PDA is shown, with this text on its screen:
J, need you to spearhead deliverables for user-centric platform -
create onboarding opportunities. Cheers, -M.
create onboarding opportunities. Cheers, -M.
Please tell me actual people don't really talk that way.
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No way. It'd never be texted in a complete sentence without fake words. It's way more likely to say:
J- need u del 4 u-c-p; create onboard opps M
You're not helping!!!!
Ugh, that is exactly how my director talks. I hate that word..."deliverables". She uses that all the time.
Deliverables I can almost handle. The onboarding gets me. I'm not a big fan of portmanteau words. At least, the clumsy ones.
As Scott Adams once said: if you can understand that, we feel sorry for you.
Or something like that. :-)
Carolyn Ann
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