Monday, December 01, 2008

FunGun

I don't support unlimited gun ownership. I'm not talking about hunters (who I don't really understand either, but hey, fine, if they promise to a) eat what they kill, including other hunters, and b) don't use a helicopter), and I'm definitely not talking about people with handguns for protection at home. I'm talking about the people who say they need heavy artillery, just in case. Automatic weapons. Machine guns. Grenade launchers. Tactical nuclear weapons. (I grant, no one's asked for the latter yet.)

But I'm willing to compromise. They can have one personal, licensed Weapon of Mass Destruction -- if it looks like this.

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