Don't Call Me

I got some really good news today. Well, okay, I didn't so much get at as infer it, but still --

The word is, Obama's calling the people who didn't make the cut for Vice President.

He hasn't called me. I think the conclusion's pretty obvious.

So please, don't call me (except you, Barack); I don't want the phone tied up.

Once we're in office, it'll be party time at the VP residence!