Yeah!

When I read a list of funny observations, I usually agree with about a third, but these are so good, I not only agreed with most, I thought Well, of course! For example --

-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze
button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time
every time...

If you know the comic Dimitri Martin (and why did 'Dimitri Shostakovich' come to mind?), it sounds like his kind of material. Dry but funny.