AAA

...which in this case is the Appalachia Alumni Association, a wonderful blog that I don't read nearly often enough. This, from their site, after the SOTU:

Bush: Lots of stuff I've said before. I was really hoping bin Laden would stay quiet in a cave. We're going to attack Iran. I flubbed that Social Security reform thing. My dad doesn't like Bill Clinton but he doesn't like me either. Wood chips and switch grass will save our country. So long, Justice O'Connor, don't let the door hit you on the way out. Things are going great!

Succinct, elegant and eloquent.