Friday, April 13, 2007

Palmed

When the cop was fingerprinting me this morning, he asked if I used some kind of hand cream. I told him no, and he said that my skin was amazingly pliable.

My wife, when informed of this, asked if the cop was, perchance, a cute young police trainee.

2 comments:

Rach said...

Nice compliment, but I must ask why you're being fingerprinted.

Cerulean Bill said...

My company does data processing for the state, which includes the state police, and the cops have decided that they want all of their contractors fingerprinted if they have access to the mainframes. You can refuse, and still have access, but you must then be escorted; ie, you can't just show up at the data center and walk in.

What, did you think I was a felon?