We don't have a turkey at Thanksgiving, or, indeed, other times. Frankly, its more work than we want to put into anything. And even though I've heard it said that we ought to thank the American Indians for introducing us to the concept of a Thanksgiving holiday, without which millions of people wouldn't think it normal to ram their hands up a dead turkey's butt, we like our way better. If it makes it easier to accept, just say we've adopted Ben Franklin's attitude toward the bird.
But for those who do subscribe to the Turkey Mythos, I offer this, from the Endless Banquet site.
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