This thing is impossible. It's built for a thin, limber person. It zips up the back, and the flaps for the head go inside the jumpsuit. So you're trying to zip the damn thing up while wearing a papier-mache head that severely limits your vision and mobility. And then just try to get that damn vest on -- it doesn't slide over the fur, and this one, at least, is snug across my shoulders. I swear I heard a seam rip.
Never again. At least, not after tomorrow. Feh. If I ever do it again, I'm wearing this one.
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OK Bill, I like you and all and I don't really know you all that well, but if you wear that last one it will be downright creepy.
Carolyn wouldn't think so!
Not at all. :-)
It matches your beard, too! :-D
And I certainly have the legs for it.... but perhaps I'll leave that to you. It might startle the little kiddies!
I think you'd have just as many complaints about those heels... :)
I'd step into them....and sink right into the ground. Nah, I'll leave that to Carolyn.
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