There are times when having a thick suit on, with padding and gloves, can be quite irritating. One time, an attractive young woman asked to have her picture taken on my lap; just before the shutter clicked, she whispered "I'm pregnant!" And once, three quite attractive college girls, working as elves, draped themselves on or next to me, which was quite nice even though I really couldn't tell more than that someone was leaning on me. It was still a pleasant experience.
Actually, one of the costumes they wear (sometimes) is the easter bunny. What thats got to do with Christmas, I've no idea. The people who've worn it tell me it's hot as hell in there -- they don't even get their face exposed to the outside air.
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Yeah Bill, ya better have your cardio doctor on speed dial!!!!
There are times when having a thick suit on, with padding and gloves, can be quite irritating. One time, an attractive young woman asked to have her picture taken on my lap; just before the shutter clicked, she whispered "I'm pregnant!" And once, three quite attractive college girls, working as elves, draped themselves on or next to me, which was quite nice even though I really couldn't tell more than that someone was leaning on me. It was still a pleasant experience.
Maybe you should try an Easter Bunny costume. I heard that women love bunnies.
Actually, one of the costumes they wear (sometimes) is the easter bunny. What thats got to do with Christmas, I've no idea. The people who've worn it tell me it's hot as hell in there -- they don't even get their face exposed to the outside air.
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