About three times out of every five that I get an Inter-Library Load, the clerk says Have you done this before? When I say yes, they say So you know not to take the goldenrod sleeve off the book?
Goldenrod? The only people I've ever heard use that word is librarians. I did once say What if I take it off but then put it back on before I return it? I swear the clerk considered snatching the book back..