The difference between the Big Easy and L. A. is that in New Orleans the men throw fake jewelry and the women show their breasts, while in Hollywood, the men throw real jewelry and the women show fake breasts.
One year my wife and I went to a local restaurant around Mardi Gras, and she took one of their free cheap necklaces. When we got back to work, a secretary saw the necklace and said "Oh, I have one of those! Did you have to show your boobies, too?"
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The difference between the Big Easy and L. A. is that in New Orleans the men throw fake jewelry and the women show their breasts, while in Hollywood, the men throw real jewelry and the women show fake breasts.
-----Jay Leno
One year my wife and I went to a local restaurant around Mardi Gras, and she took one of their free cheap necklaces. When we got back to work, a secretary saw the necklace and said "Oh, I have one of those! Did you have to show your boobies, too?"
My wife was flummoxed; I was... bemused.
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