It's a ways from being a thing, but apparently our daughter has met someone at school whom she really likes. As in text for an hour or two non-stop likes. She even let my wife say hi while she was Skyping with the guy, this evening. Which brings me to the eternal question:
Its not "If he visits, where's he going to sleep?" I know that one.
It's "where will I get the noisemakers and tackstrips to put on the floor between his bedroom and hers?"