Foot-Ball

I don't get football.  And I really don't get jamming oneself into a stadium with tens of thousands of other people to experience the - well, the experience.  At home, big screen, can pause, replay, fast forward,  go to the john, get food and not pay handsomely for it - sure.  At a stadium -- War Memorial Stadium, as Carlin put it, though, it turns out, there really are such places -- ah, no thanks.