Monday, April 13, 2009

Things Which Are Obvious

To me, anyway.


- ATMs should have an emergency PIN to use if you're being robbed. It shows a plausible but very low balance.

- Cellular phones should have an emergency on locator beep that you can use to find the damn phone when its disappeared. I don't care that its normally set to vibrate, I want it to turn on RIGHT NOW and ring for at least two minutes!!! (A superbright flashing light would be a nice option, too.)

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Libraries should not charge fines unless you routinely do not return stuff on time, but those fines should be large.

1 comment:

Cerulean Bill said...

Thanks. One down, fourteen billion to go....(g)