This morning, my daughter told me that she had played her mother in Rummy, and 'whupped her butt'. The maternal sense of humor wasn't engaged by this phrase, and her mother was looking for an alternative. I suggested 'made her cry like a girl', which for some reason she didn't like either. At last, she suggested 'cleaned her clock', and the daughter said 'I didn't clean your clock, Mom. I don't like to clean.'

Is she great, or what?