Wife: You can take the car to color guard practice today.
Daughter: I was hoping you would drive me so I can brush my hair.
Me: Okay, I'll get dressed.
Daughter: Okay, I'm going.
Me (dressed): Wait, you're driving yourself?
Daughter: Yeah, I figured it was easier than moving things around between cars.
Me: Ah.
But did she do her hair in the car?
ReplyDeleteGiven that she was alone, she's better not have.
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