Got my new book in the mail...Dealing with Low Self Esteem for Dummies.
Pah dum dum....
Nobody was more melancholy than I was as a child. My mother called me "gold tooth" because I was such a flash in the pan. They had to tie a pork chop around my neck so that the dog would play with me. I was so worried that I got wrinkles at 12 years old...they were so bad that I had to screw my hat on!
Pah dum dum....
Life was just not fair. I asked them to take me where it was fair, so they took me to the circus. Still not a fair guys!!!!
Got my new book in the mail...Dealing with Low Self Esteem for Dummies.
ReplyDeletePah dum dum....
Nobody was more melancholy than I was as a child. My mother called me "gold tooth" because I was such a flash in the pan. They had to tie a pork chop around my neck so that the dog would play with me. I was so worried that I got wrinkles at 12 years old...they were so bad that I had to screw my hat on!
Pah dum dum....
Life was just not fair. I asked them to take me where it was fair, so they took me to the circus. Still not a fair guys!!!!
Pah dum dum....
Hah!
ReplyDeleteBtw, it wasn't me who was melancholy. Not that I haven't been, or can't be, but not this time....