That's More On, not 'Moron Housing'.  At least, I hope not.
An article in today's Post sparked some thought about pursuing the housing question in the direction of 'active adult' communities.  Looking at a couple of sites, they certainly know the buzzwords -
"The charming blend of                single homes, carriage                houses (twins) and                villas (quads) having                 luxurious designed                floor plans offering                first floor living,                abundant storage space,                volume ceilings, gourmet                kitchen, attached                garages and maintenance                free exteriors. The                association takes care                of the lawn maintenance,                snow removal and all of                the beautiful natural                walking trails. The focal point of the                community is the multi                million dollar clubhouse                facilities where there                is something for every                one, with a state of the                art fitness center,                indoor pool, saunas,                library, computer room,                billiard room, multiple                card rooms, and an arts                and craft center with                kiln, an elegant                ballroom for the many                festive parties. Tennis                and bocce ball courts, a                putting green, outdoor                pool and nature trails                complete the magnificent                grounds."
"One floor         living offers convenience and style. High volume         ceilings, spacious kitchens, elegant Master Suites,         2 car garages, and plenty of storage are just a few         of the many amenities offered.The Clubhouse has a         Library, computer room, whirlpool spa, heated pool,         sports bar, fitness rooms, gourmet kitchen and more.         Located across the street is Willow Brook Golf         Course, a par 70 public course. Nearby you'll find         shopping, dining, Museums, cultural events, parks         and recreation. Each home is energy-efficient and         designed to minimize your maintenance. A home owners         association provides year-round freedom from lawn         care and snow removal, but enjoy your own garden         area."
Of course, the attraction drops somewhat when you consider that we don't particularly care for a fitness center (visions of geezers in sweatbands) , billiards, cards, tennis, or golf. Arts and crafts? Shudder. Any computer use will be in our house, certainly (you do have cable modem access, right?) and the idea of a Clubhouse leaves me cold.
On the other hand, if we were to find one more oriented to quiet activities -- say, with a nearby large bookstore, and decent cooking classes, which could be worked off on walking trails and in the pool... or a housing arrangement offering access to such...maybe some decent photography centers...hmm...
We can't be the only ones looking for this mix, right?
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