Monday, November 28, 2016

Dinner

This is what we made for dinner this week.  It's a cut-in-half , no-mushrooms version of this, and is quite good.



Beef Bourguignon Three Day Recipe
2 pounds good quality stew meat, cut into 2 inch cubes
½ pound of lardons (thick bacon cut into rectangles)
1 bottle of Burgundy red wine
2 carrots
1 medium onion
10 or so small white (Pearl) onions
2 bay leaves 
1 teaspoon of tomato paste
1 bouquet garni
3 cloves of garlic 
Olive oil
2 squares of really dark (bitter) chocolate (80 % cocoa or more)
2 tablespoons of flour
salt, pepper

Day 1
1.       In a large pot, pour the wine
2.       Add the carrots cut into large pieces, the medium size onions roughly cut, the bay leafs, the peeled garlic cloves and the bouquet garni.
3.       Bring everything to a boil for about 10 minutes.
4.       Let it cool down to room temperature and put it in the fridge for 1 or 2 hours until cold.
5.       If needed, cut the meat into large chunks  and trim the excess fat.
6.       Once the marinade is cool, pour it over the meat into a non reactive dish/pan, cover and put in the fridge overnight (minimum 8 hours).

Day 2
1.       Take the marinade and meat out of the fridge.
2.       Take all the meat pieces out and using paper towels, make sure they are as dry as you can.
3.       Set aside the marinade.
4.       Leave the meat out for 30 minutes so that it comes back to room temperature
5.       Put your oil in a thick skillet and heat.
6.       When the oil is really hot, sear the pieces of meat 5 or 6 at a time to make sure you don’t crowd the pan. Try to get as much of a crust onto the meat as possible.
7.       Add pepper and salt to the meat only right after you dropped it in the pan
8.       Put aside.
9.       When beef is done, discard any remaining oil from the pan and put in the ‘lardons’ (bacon) on high heat. Stir so that they get a nice color then take them out of the pan and put them with the meat.
10.   Lower the heat to a medium fire under the pan
11.   Strain all the solids from the marinade (keep the bay leaf and bouquet garni aside) and put them into the pan.
12.   Cook for 5 or 7 minutes until you start seeing some color, make sure you scrape the bottom of the pan to get all the nice bacon and meat bits that stuck.
13.   Sprinkle the flour and mix it in so that it doesn’t lump up.  
14.   Add salt and pepper.
15.   Put the wine back into the pan and add the meat, bacon, bay leaves, bouquet garni and tomato paste. Cover and let it cook slowly.
16.   In the mean time, peel the Pearl onions
17.   Roast Pearl onions slowly in a pan with a bit of olive oil. You are looking to get some color but to also cook the onions through (don’t overcook them, since they’ll cook some more in the bourguignon and then need to hold their shape, yet be tender). Do the same with the mushrooms, if included.
18.   After about 1 hour of cooking, incorporate the onions and mushrooms with the rest of the bourguignon and check the seasoning and adjust if needed
19.   At this point, add the squares of dark chocolate.
20.   Cook gently for another 30 minutes and turn the heat off.
21.   Let it sit a few hours until it’s cool enough to put in the fridge overnight.

Day 3
1.       Take the dish out of the fridge and using a spoon, remove as much as the fat from the top as you can.
2.       Turn your oven to 180C  (about 360F).
3.       When the oven is hot, put the Boeuf Bourguignon in a covered oven safe serving dish
4.       Reheat for 20 minutes




Friday, November 25, 2016

The Pain


Economics

This article, from the Atlantic, is nicely written, and seriously depressing for anyone thinking about ways to re-invigorate the weakest parts of our economy -- because the conclusion is that although some movement is possible, there may not be the potential for enough.

Counting

I donated to an effort that I think will fail.  Why did I do that?

The effort, as the few people who read this blog likely suspect, is the one initiated by Jill Stein, asking for a recount in three swing states.  Her motivation for this is murky, though, given that the 'required amount' has bumped up twice, it is possible that this is merely (!) a scheme to help pay off her own debts from her election campaign.  She had said it would cost about a million dollars, and now that's up to three.  Amazingly, she's raised it each time, and quickly, too -- the first in a matter of hours.

From this, I conclude something that is roughly equivilent to concluding that the sun rises in the east:  a lot of people are still pissed at the results of the election, and they want to reverse it.  I do, too.  I don't think it will happen, for three reasons:

First, it has to happen that each of those three states has a provable error in the  counting of the popular vote, sufficiently so that there is no question of the error.  That seems unlikely to me. One, even two states?  Maybe.  All three? 

Second, having proven it, the electors would have to be directed to vote for the new winner, not the old winner.  Given that people like me were and are clamoring for the electors to switch from Trump even if they are committed to him based on party loyalty, that seems unlikely to occur.  I know that the electors are picked based on which party won the state, though, so it's not out of the question.  But now we're into I don't care what the rules say, this is what we're going to do territory.

Third, if the election gets reversed, there's going to be a lot of very angry people.  A LOT of very angry people.  I think of how I'd feel if Clinton had won and then this happened, with the Trumpsters saying see, see, we won, we won.  At the very least, it would end up being a question for the Supreme Court, which could be deadlocked, since the brigands of the Congress refused to vote on a ninth justice.  The inauguration is two months away, and it could get delayed.  Who's President then? Why, the Congress gets to pick.  The severely Republican Congress.

So I don't think it will happen.  But god, I hope that it does. 

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Golden

About three times out of every five that I get an Inter-Library Load, the clerk says Have you done this before?  When I say yes, they say So you know not to take the goldenrod sleeve off the book? 

Goldenrod?  The only people I've ever heard use that word is librarians.  I did once say What if I take it off but then put it back on before I return it?  I swear the clerk considered snatching the book back..

Monday, November 21, 2016

I could be wrong...

... but it seems to me that every web page that has a title including words like Liberty, Flag, Freedom, or Patriot, and/or has images of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, a stern-looking (and rather buff) Minuteman, or the American flag -- is probably the page of a rock-bound conservative convinced that he is the sole keeper of the Truth.

Not sure what a classic Liberal page would look like.

Friday, November 18, 2016

Mourning

Watching YouTube extracts of the best Jed Bartlett speeches.

Feels like mourning for the death of nobility, for honor, for justice.

Seeing people on the web saying we have to resist, we have to be prepared to fight back, we have to defend our way of life -- it scares me.  Fight, resist our own government? Will this be a rerun of the 60s, with police clubbing protestors outside the White House?  A rerun of the 40s, putting undesirables into internment camps?  A rerun of the 2000's, with crashing financial markets wiping out people's savings, driving people from their homes?

And, of course, that he will get us into war, again, because he can't just force the world to be as he wants it to be, and he's surrounding himself with a deeply rigid, deeply conservative, war-liking bunch of ironheads.

This is not what's supposed to happen when a new president arrives.  There should not be fear.  Unhappiness, yes -- oh, this guy, he doesn't value what I value. But not fear that he will wipe out gains made in the last twenty years, that he will impose draconian rules, that he will regress the country to the middle of the last century.

.I am so not looking forward to this.

Thanks, Trump supporters.  Thanks the hell a lot. Thanks for screwing the whole damn country.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Electoral

Wish we COULD get the Electoral College to reject His Orangeness.  Not going to happen, though.  Not even if we could say Fine, elect Pence to that job, just get HO out of there.  Reasonability has nothing to do with it.  This is politics.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Disasters

Just as I was able to slow down flinching every 30 minutes at the thought of the abomination about to visited upon my country like a sudden load of ripe, rotten excrement on a hot day -- and there are still whiffs of that when I see something about how screwed up his 'plans' are --

my coffee maker breaks.

Who would have thought that it would be so difficult to get a plain coffee maker with a thermal carafe and a delay timer for a reasonable price? Mr. Coffee's letting me down, big time.

Sheesh.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

American Power


When I was 18 or 19, I met a guy named Glenn who was, probably, about 25 or so.  A coworker say that Glenn had two speeds – dead stop and flat out.  Glenn was not a man for nuances.
Once, while decrying the weakness of the current administration, he said that he wanted the United States to be so incredibly strong, he could walk down the darkest road in any city of the world, point to any woman, and she would have sex with him – all he would have to do is to say “I’m an American”.

Even at 19, I thought “There’s something wrong with that logic”.  At the time, I probably just say Woah – but that’s what it expands to.

With orangeman, I realize that it’s not so much the overwhelming might that’s scary – its the idea that it could be used on a whim, to scratch a transient itch.  No special reason – I can, so I do. Whut?
We need a sanity test for presidents.  Yeah, like that’s going to happen. 

Impeachment


I saw a couple of articles recently predicting that the orangeman – some day I’ll be able to use his name and the phrase ‘president’, but not yet, not yet- would not serve out his full term, but would be impeached.  Of course, this gave great joy to my heart, as I love the image of him being ridden out of town on a rail, him and his whole family staggering down the road like migrants fleeing Syria.[sigh]

I’m not for it, though, for two reasons.

First is, I wasn’t for it when it was obvious (well, to me, and those of my ilk) that the Republicans would threaten impeachment with no other reason than that they wanted to weaken and possibly replace a Democratic president. That’s not fair when they do it against my president, and it would not be fair  if they did it against their president.  I know: fairness in politics, what a concept.

Second is, you gotta give the incumbent a chance, even when its a slimeball like orangeman.  A significant portion of the country voted for him.  Even when I think yeah but if the vp got into that office, he’d probably push the same policies as got this bozo elected, but with less erraticism (because to be honest, its not so much the policies that scare me, though I don’t like all of them; its the erraticism, the 3AM tweeting, the thin skin, and all that) so the people who wanted the policies would still get them – I don’t know, its still not right.  We’re not a banana republic that replaces presidents more or less on a whim.

Though, yeah, the image of him impeached and ejected....  is attractive.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Status

I must be recovering - for the first time in days, I feel like baking something.  Gonna try Apple-Banana Fritters.


Sunday, November 13, 2016

Realizations

The crap that orangeman is going to want to do likely won't affect me.  Maybe a little, but not much.

But it still depresses the hell out of me.  I can feel the funk lifting as time progresses, but slowly, slowly.

And I find myself wondering what it was like when Mussolini started.  If orangeboy starts offering free food and public spectacles, I'll know, I guess.

Sons of bitches.

Friday, November 11, 2016

Alabama Song

Oh, show me the way to the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Show me the way to the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

For if we don't find the next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you we must die.



And me, I'm not really ready to do that.

Feel better?

In a Doonesbury strip, one of the characters has been captured by a Viet Cong man who then takes him to a place for imprisonment. At one point during the overland hike, he says to his prisoner "You know, if it would make you feel better, you can say it.  I won't mind."  His prisoner denies wanting to say anything, and the captor says again that he can.  The prisoner stops, stares at him and suddenly shouts YOU LOUSY COMMIE GOOK!

His captor says Feel better?  The prisoner, surprised, says Yes - yes, I do .

YOU FUCKING IDIOT SONS OF BITCHES TRUMP SUPPORTERS!


I resent the idea that the bubbling cesspool of hate, misogny, and vile desires that apparently lives deep -- and sometimes not too deep -- inside many Trump supporters is now - maybe, probably - going to be given free rein, and that somehow we are supposed to accomodate this.  I acknowledge that not all Trump supporters are like that. But enough are. Starting with their leader, who revels in it.

As they said in Jaws, I'm going to need a bigger boat.

Goddamn it. 

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

How to stay optimistic when everything's horrible



Trump was elected on a platform of fear. For those of us who didn’t vote for him, America feels terrifying right now. How can we change that? How can we feel safe and connected?

Pick your battles
Choose your news sources carefully
Deal with worldly issues in a way that works for you
Surround yourself with positive people
Realize that the world has been going to hell in a hand basket since ever


I hate this

All of the sparkle has gone out of life. 

I think if we had suspected it would happen, it would not have been so great a shock.  Even his goddamn theme music was you don't always get what you want, and that's sure as hell true. 

I really totally fucking hate this.  I'm an adult, I have to accept it,

But I hate it. 


Nope

I've said for some time that the Republicans are the Party of No; they're very good at denying actions by the other party.  Now we get to see if they're any good at governing.  I don't expect that they will be (wouldn't it be nice to be pleasantly surprised?)  given the monster they've created.

Bring on the popcorn.

Tuesday, November 08, 2016

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i want to be an american.

but i don't want to be a part of a country that can elect something like trump.

even though it seems like stupidity arrogance and ignorance are on the rise throughout the world.

i still want to believe in this country.

getting harder, though.

Reaction

I hate forecasters who say she has about a 71% chance of winning and then say of course, a couple of fairly common statistical errors, not to mention the unusually high number of uncommited voters, could give him the win.

Screw you, 538.  This is not a time for intellectual rigor, no matter what your hissy-fit with Huffpost says.  This is a time for making me feel confident.  Fairly confident.
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three hours into the election and I'm feeling pretty grim.   we are on our way to being so screwed. and the world too.








I am not Groot

From this page:

When do we become fluent in a foreign language?

  1. Groot level (three words) – I am Groot.
  2. “Hey, look at me (I am Mr Meeseeks), I speak Spanish” level(400-600 words) – This is what I like to call “I just started learning a language, but I feel like I can say anything that comes to my mind” level. At this point, we can get around the city in a foreign country, order food and do other basic daily life shit.
  3. “Time to put German on my resume” level (800-1.600 words) – Look at you, darling, reading newspapers with the aid of a dictionary. Way to go!
  4. The fluent level (2.000-3.000 words) – This is what I have been reading the previous 800 words for? You could have just said so, you little piece of shit. Calm your tits. It is frequently said that a 95% of the core conversation in the English language consists of around thirty hundred words.
  5. Literate level (3.000-6.000 words) – Ready to talk about sports, politics, science, women apparel, you name it, luv.
  6. Arrogant prick level (6.000-10.000 words) – With reason, though. At this stage, you can engage in lengthy philosophical discussion and the dictionary is your long forgotten friend – you only turn to it when you need something.
  7. Over 9.000 level (Over 9.000-10.000 words) – Native. Self-explanatory.

Voting

I voted.  So now we find out who won, right?  Like, in the next ten or fifteen minutes????

Sunday, November 06, 2016

Saturday, November 05, 2016

Friday, November 04, 2016

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I'm not exactly preparing for the worst, but I am reading articles like How to become a Canadian citizen. (I'd prefer France, but we have family here, so....)   Did you know it takes about 30 minutes less to go from Montreal to Paris than from Dulles?