Tuesday, November 15, 2016

American Power


When I was 18 or 19, I met a guy named Glenn who was, probably, about 25 or so.  A coworker say that Glenn had two speeds – dead stop and flat out.  Glenn was not a man for nuances.
Once, while decrying the weakness of the current administration, he said that he wanted the United States to be so incredibly strong, he could walk down the darkest road in any city of the world, point to any woman, and she would have sex with him – all he would have to do is to say “I’m an American”.

Even at 19, I thought “There’s something wrong with that logic”.  At the time, I probably just say Woah – but that’s what it expands to.

With orangeman, I realize that it’s not so much the overwhelming might that’s scary – its the idea that it could be used on a whim, to scratch a transient itch.  No special reason – I can, so I do. Whut?
We need a sanity test for presidents.  Yeah, like that’s going to happen. 

Impeachment


I saw a couple of articles recently predicting that the orangeman – some day I’ll be able to use his name and the phrase ‘president’, but not yet, not yet- would not serve out his full term, but would be impeached.  Of course, this gave great joy to my heart, as I love the image of him being ridden out of town on a rail, him and his whole family staggering down the road like migrants fleeing Syria.[sigh]

I’m not for it, though, for two reasons.

First is, I wasn’t for it when it was obvious (well, to me, and those of my ilk) that the Republicans would threaten impeachment with no other reason than that they wanted to weaken and possibly replace a Democratic president. That’s not fair when they do it against my president, and it would not be fair  if they did it against their president.  I know: fairness in politics, what a concept.

Second is, you gotta give the incumbent a chance, even when its a slimeball like orangeman.  A significant portion of the country voted for him.  Even when I think yeah but if the vp got into that office, he’d probably push the same policies as got this bozo elected, but with less erraticism (because to be honest, its not so much the policies that scare me, though I don’t like all of them; its the erraticism, the 3AM tweeting, the thin skin, and all that) so the people who wanted the policies would still get them – I don’t know, its still not right.  We’re not a banana republic that replaces presidents more or less on a whim.

Though, yeah, the image of him impeached and ejected....  is attractive.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Status

I must be recovering - for the first time in days, I feel like baking something.  Gonna try Apple-Banana Fritters.


Sunday, November 13, 2016

Realizations

The crap that orangeman is going to want to do likely won't affect me.  Maybe a little, but not much.

But it still depresses the hell out of me.  I can feel the funk lifting as time progresses, but slowly, slowly.

And I find myself wondering what it was like when Mussolini started.  If orangeboy starts offering free food and public spectacles, I'll know, I guess.

Sons of bitches.

Friday, November 11, 2016

Alabama Song

Oh, show me the way to the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Show me the way to the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

For if we don't find the next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you we must die.



And me, I'm not really ready to do that.

Feel better?

In a Doonesbury strip, one of the characters has been captured by a Viet Cong man who then takes him to a place for imprisonment. At one point during the overland hike, he says to his prisoner "You know, if it would make you feel better, you can say it.  I won't mind."  His prisoner denies wanting to say anything, and the captor says again that he can.  The prisoner stops, stares at him and suddenly shouts YOU LOUSY COMMIE GOOK!

His captor says Feel better?  The prisoner, surprised, says Yes - yes, I do .

YOU FUCKING IDIOT SONS OF BITCHES TRUMP SUPPORTERS!


I resent the idea that the bubbling cesspool of hate, misogny, and vile desires that apparently lives deep -- and sometimes not too deep -- inside many Trump supporters is now - maybe, probably - going to be given free rein, and that somehow we are supposed to accomodate this.  I acknowledge that not all Trump supporters are like that. But enough are. Starting with their leader, who revels in it.

As they said in Jaws, I'm going to need a bigger boat.

Goddamn it. 

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

How to stay optimistic when everything's horrible



Trump was elected on a platform of fear. For those of us who didn’t vote for him, America feels terrifying right now. How can we change that? How can we feel safe and connected?

Pick your battles
Choose your news sources carefully
Deal with worldly issues in a way that works for you
Surround yourself with positive people
Realize that the world has been going to hell in a hand basket since ever


I hate this

All of the sparkle has gone out of life. 

I think if we had suspected it would happen, it would not have been so great a shock.  Even his goddamn theme music was you don't always get what you want, and that's sure as hell true. 

I really totally fucking hate this.  I'm an adult, I have to accept it,

But I hate it. 


Nope

I've said for some time that the Republicans are the Party of No; they're very good at denying actions by the other party.  Now we get to see if they're any good at governing.  I don't expect that they will be (wouldn't it be nice to be pleasantly surprised?)  given the monster they've created.

Bring on the popcorn.

Tuesday, November 08, 2016

comment

i want to be an american.

but i don't want to be a part of a country that can elect something like trump.

even though it seems like stupidity arrogance and ignorance are on the rise throughout the world.

i still want to believe in this country.

getting harder, though.

Reaction

I hate forecasters who say she has about a 71% chance of winning and then say of course, a couple of fairly common statistical errors, not to mention the unusually high number of uncommited voters, could give him the win.

Screw you, 538.  This is not a time for intellectual rigor, no matter what your hissy-fit with Huffpost says.  This is a time for making me feel confident.  Fairly confident.
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three hours into the election and I'm feeling pretty grim.   we are on our way to being so screwed. and the world too.








I am not Groot

From this page:

When do we become fluent in a foreign language?

  1. Groot level (three words) – I am Groot.
  2. “Hey, look at me (I am Mr Meeseeks), I speak Spanish” level(400-600 words) – This is what I like to call “I just started learning a language, but I feel like I can say anything that comes to my mind” level. At this point, we can get around the city in a foreign country, order food and do other basic daily life shit.
  3. “Time to put German on my resume” level (800-1.600 words) – Look at you, darling, reading newspapers with the aid of a dictionary. Way to go!
  4. The fluent level (2.000-3.000 words) – This is what I have been reading the previous 800 words for? You could have just said so, you little piece of shit. Calm your tits. It is frequently said that a 95% of the core conversation in the English language consists of around thirty hundred words.
  5. Literate level (3.000-6.000 words) – Ready to talk about sports, politics, science, women apparel, you name it, luv.
  6. Arrogant prick level (6.000-10.000 words) – With reason, though. At this stage, you can engage in lengthy philosophical discussion and the dictionary is your long forgotten friend – you only turn to it when you need something.
  7. Over 9.000 level (Over 9.000-10.000 words) – Native. Self-explanatory.

Voting

I voted.  So now we find out who won, right?  Like, in the next ten or fifteen minutes????

Sunday, November 06, 2016

Saturday, November 05, 2016

Friday, November 04, 2016

Comment

I'm not exactly preparing for the worst, but I am reading articles like How to become a Canadian citizen. (I'd prefer France, but we have family here, so....)   Did you know it takes about 30 minutes less to go from Montreal to Paris than from Dulles?

Monday, October 31, 2016

8 days.....

I feel like god is looking at this election and saying "You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" And since I never feel lucky if the odds are less than about 19 to 1..... On one hand, Clinton's still got a good lead. On the other, who knows what the allegedly impartial FBI, or the we're-just-in-it-for-the-lulz WikiPukes, are going to come up with? Something impossible-to-verify-or-refute-in-time?
 

Friday, October 28, 2016

FBI

Tell me that their oh we missed something guess we need to look some more is not politically motivated.

law

Apparently, you find the right judge, you can do an armed takeover of a federal facility and walk away scot-free.

I don't normally ascribe to the style of thought which says that such judges should be boiled in oil, or dragged behind horses, or simply shot for egregious malfeasance.   But I'm willing to change.  Because clearly, the forces of corruption are winning.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Unfair

Apparently, just printing off notes about the Italian language does not grant comprehension.  You have to read them.  And study them.  And use them.  And think about them.  And use them some more.

I thought that Italian was easier than French!

Monday, October 24, 2016

Uh, Hill?

Mailing from the Clinton campaign:

Here it is, the final sticker of the campaign:
Let's make history.


I think it’s perfect and have already placed my order for three of them! If you’re like me and love to show off your pride in our candidate -- and want to prove that you were part of the team that’s about to make history -- chip in $150 right now and we’ll send you one of them, on us."

I think they need to check the definition of 'on us'.  On us does not usually include a price tag.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

shocked

I was just idly thinking about Trumps comments regarding what you can get away with if you're famous, and the image suddenly came to mind of someone like him having a sexual relationship with someone like her.

Trying desperately to scrub my mind now.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Thursday, October 06, 2016

Hot Stuff

Well, we were planning to replace the stove some time in the next few months.....

Tuesday, October 04, 2016

Observation

Its a good thing that presidential elections aren't usually affected by vice-presidential debates.  Ouch.  Gotta believe Clinton's numbers will be down tomorrow.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Telecom

Thinking about how the size of a phone is mandated by the ability to see whats on the screen, and key in stuff, I wonder how long it will be before the physical screen disappears and is replaced by a holographic display with haptic feedback, and the whole phone shrinks to a third of the current average size.

Expectations


Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Parallels


Psych Test

I'd love to see psychiatric evaluations of presidential candidates. 

That's assuming you could find candidates willing to be evaluated by unbiased psychiatrists. 

And assuming you could find unbiased psychiatrists.

Yeah, I guess I won't hold my breath.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Friday, September 23, 2016

Call me. No, wait.

I find Verizon's website to be an absolute morass of junk, ads,chirpy popups, and stuff.  So when I wanted to change a data plan, I did a search for VERIZON and DATA PLAN, which gave me this"


800-922-0204
Customer Service
 
As it happened, that WASNT a person (Gethuman exists to give you the phone numbers that you get switched to after having gone through a company's phone tree hell) -- but it worked.  
 
So I figures what the heck, someone else might want to know. 

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Monday

Yeah, I'm nervous.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Comment

I don't actually think there are a lot of people who read this blog (not that I don't appreciate you!), but I want to say:  I haven't given up on it.  Its just that I've been putting a number of political posts on Facebook lately (something about this election scares the willies out of me).  Every time I see something that sounds worthwhile (as distinct from traditional my opponent is a whale butt!  political discourse), I want to publicize it there.  And so I do.

But I will be back.  I know, strike up the band!

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Runs in the Family

Going through some cookbooks (we don't have a lot, but significantly more than I'd have guessed), I came across a Betty Crocker Baking for Today.  I said to my wife "I really have no use for this, but, hey, my mother gave it to me, so I'll keep it." 

Found a Better Homes and Gardens Junior Cook Book, which my mother had given to my daughter. "Well", she said, "I really have no use for it, but Grandma gave it to me, so I want to keep it."

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Outcomes

I saw an article where a woman said that if Hillary loses, the woman would never forgive her.

If that happens, that woman's forgiveness is going to be the last thing that Hillary worries about.

Though I do think that whomever had the bright idea to call a large swath of people 'basket of deplorables' should be eviscerated, for terminal stupidity. 

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Request

Hillary, please get your ass out there, and kick his.

In terms that his brighter supporters will understand.

Please.  Now.

Him. Again.

I have felt for some time that, intentionally or not, Trump has fostered and benefitted from an atmosphere where we numbly accept his individual actions, which would be seen as shameful in any other politician or normal person, as 'just Trump being Trump'. We are meant to believe that these actions are merely sarcasm, or a joke, or a throw-away, not-really-meant statement. His casual ignorance is supposed to be acceptable because it is frequently about topics that the average American knows nothing about, even though we expect that a presidential candidate should and will know more. His willingness to denigrate people, just the sign of a strong personality. His flip-floping, denying things that he's on record as saying, the sign of an evolving world view. Never something reprehensible. 

And then there's this disingenuous comment: ""If she (Clinton) gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don't know." No implied threat there. Just Trump being Trump.

This recording, which lists multiple times that Trump has put the lie to the idea that Americans are decent, honorable people, is by Keith Olbermann. I do not like Olbermann because I think that he is an uber-liberal, one who would never see Trump as doing *anything* right or Clinton doing *anything* wrong. What he would regard as awful, were Trump to do it, he would regard as a minor malfeasance by Clinton. So I don't necessarily trust his assessment of things.

His counting skills are another story. What I DO trust is his lengthy summary of the things that Trump has done, the casual nastiness, the suggestions that violence is the answer to opposition, the slurs, the lies, the greed. The list is so damning, I could not listen to all of it in one go - I had to pause it to let the bile settle. I am sure that rabid conservatives won't be able to listen, either. They will say repeatedly Oh, he didn't mean that, Oh, that was out of context, Oh, that’s just hyperbole for the crowds. It will never occur to his true believers that they should not have to make excuses for him so many times, in so many areas. It will not occur to them that they are supporting someone who mocks the handicapped, the parents of deceased soldiers, former prisoners of war. He only likes winners, you see, and if you have given your all, so that you have no more to give -- well, then, you aren't a winner, in his book. His books don't talk about honesty, they talk about scheming, guile, and the like. Taking advantage. Nobility of action? That's a chump's game. And Donald, for all his faults, is not a chump.

Trump is a successful business man because he has learned to game the system, manipulate the rules, take advantage of his wealth and power. And now he is closing in on being in a position where he will be able to do that to this country. If he succeeds, and our country is irreparably harmed, whose fault will it be? Not Donald Trump's.. He'll be long gone, leaving a shattered country with a wrecked economy and a massive debt, no longer respected as we are,even now. Do I KNOW he would have that result? I do not, because he's never held office. Not governor. Not senator. Not mayor. Not councilman. Not dogcatcher. He's like a guy who simply wants to start at the top, and he is convincing people to let him give that a try. 

Of course, he HAS run businesses. Into the ground, more than one. And not just his businesses, either, but those owned by people who trusted him, who could not effectively fight back when he stiffed them, refusing to pay agreed-upon sums. Hey, that's their problem, not his. Trump only cares about one person.

And in your heart, you know whom that one person is. 

Are these the best candidates that our country could bring up? Unquestionably no. Are they the two that we have? Yes. Certainly, you can vote for the candidates from the lesser parties, if you wish. Maybe that will help. Or you can just abstain in righteous fury at a system that lets people like this rise to the fore. But before you decide - look at this list.. They're not all 'shocking'. Many are just irritating, in bad taste, silly, juvenile, or stupid. But not all. Oh, no. Not all. 

Jer. 5:21 (King James version): "Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not."

Olbermann video

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Croissants

The guy in the book of French baking recipes is certainly a lot neater when he makes his croissants than I am when I make mine!

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

La Chatte

Just smeared some of the anti-hairball gunk onto the cat's fur so that she will be forced to lick it off and therefore ingest it.  Never seen a cat give a Et tu, Brute? before.

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Want to Get Elected? Hire me! (No guarantees implied)

There is a fascinating article in The Atlantic about the political consulting industry.

Bottom lines:
a) no apparent correlation between what the candidate spends and likelihood of election

b) the people who succeed are the ones selling the buttons, mailing lists, guidance, advertising, and insights (valid or not).... but probably not the candidates.

Oh, and: it helps if people want to hear your message.  Just ask Jeb Bush. 

Nix Flick

Just watched the first half of a flick called Now You See Me -- 2.

It's an excellent movie if you like corny acting and over-the-top style.  Kind of like Ocean's 11 meets Mission: Impossible, only less stylish or intellectual.

In other words, I am damn glad we did not see it in the theater. $1.50 at Redbox is about right.

Dress for Success

The Donster likes things with his name on it, right?


Monday, September 05, 2016

Sunday, September 04, 2016

PLD

Pre-Labor Day, in case you were wondering.

Years ago, during the brief period when I was in Australia, I bought a book for my wife.  It was about woman and the businesses that they had built.  Most of them were small, while a few were quite large.  At the time, my wife was doing a lot of reading about women and success, and I guess I got it for her as a combination of this is that sort of thing, you might like it and wouldn't it be cool if she started a business?  As it turned out, she did like the book, but never started a business, and this evening she said Hey I found this on the bookshelf, do you still want it, or should we give it away? And me being me, I started leafing through it, and said well let me look at it a bit, and when I am done, we'll put it on the pile to donate to the library. 

[Man, my neighbor is making a lot of noise.  They hardly ever make noise, so even a little is a lot, and now that they have several relatives-or-something over, its noisy here.]

Anyway, the first article that I dipped into was about a woman who started a real estate business as a way of generating some badly-needed cash for her family.  It turned out that she had a knack for the business, and after working for a large real estate firm for a few years, she was able to start what would be called now a boutique firm, specializing in unique properties.  She talks a bit about how she came to do this, and it got me to thinking about that time in my life, when books on business were very popular, and everyone had a book out about Strategic Thinking and Multi-Level Marketing and Enhancing The Bottom Line and Your Inner Zen Manager and all that.  Most of the books were and probably still are crap, but they were hot, and since (like a lot of people) I thought that they had the Secret to Success (maybe they did, but not for me), I read a fair amount of them.

One idea that was particularly popular was that you could find the answer to a lot of your business questions by asking the people who actually delivered the service -- the telephone answerers, the customer service reps, the people who delivered to the stores where the product was sold.  Some books said that if you did this, not only would it become apparent to you what you should do in questionable circumstances, but you would get insights into the market that your competitors, those stodgy bastards, simply didn't have.  The books would have examples of how companies that did this were able to take advantage of changes in the market simply because they knew that the market was changing.  They knew, because they talked to the deliverers, the people with their fingers to the pulse of the market.

Apparently, someone where I worked read that book, and one day he announced to us that whenever we learned something interesting, we should tell him.  The idea was that he would weave these strands of information into a golden tapestry that would show him the future, guaranteeing success to the company, and, of course, to him.  He was pretty vague as to what these strands of information would look like - you mean, like, if the guy changes his phone number, you want to know?  Or if they get a new line of software out that looks like someone elses? Or .... at which point he would wave his hands irritably. Just the important stuff!

That idea didn't go very far.  Much later, it occurred to me (and again while I was glancing at this book), it wasn't a bad idea.  Little indicators do tell you what the market is going to do, if you know what to look for.  But we didn't know - and neither did he.  He thought it was magic, and it could be summoned at will.  It wasn't, but it could have been.  If he had given us a list of the types of things he wanted to know, or if he had backtracked on surprises that we had had in the past, to see if perhaps we could have predicted them based on what we knew at the time, perhaps it would have worked.

Someone - I think it was Robert Heinlein, a science fiction writer, or perhaps it was Arthur C. Clarke, also a science fiction writer - said that Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic if you don't understand it.  Thats true too for management. You have to have an idea of what to do to get what you want.  Or like the joke goes, Christ gets out of the boat in the middle of the lake and confidently walks to shore.  He is followed by Peter, his chief disciple,, who also walks confidently on the water.  Gritting his teeth, an acolyte steps out of the boat - and drowns.  Peter turns to Christ and says Think we should have told him where the rocks are? 


Friday, September 02, 2016

Image

I like this.


Truth in Labeling

I came across a blog titled A Southern Gentleman's Journal this morning.  It seems to be a reasonable collection of thoughts.  I particularly like its Home page comment:

Non-objective, poorly researched knowledge based on little more than casual observation.
…

Monday, August 29, 2016

Hang on there, trucker....

Reading the description of the 'Cash Rewards' program for my credit card.

"Qualifying Purchases do not include Balance Transfers, Cash Advances (including Convenience Checks), ATM Cash Disbursements, Money Transfers, Truck Stop Transactions, Gaming Transactions, Tax Payments, Finance Charges, Fees, and purchases of other cash equivalents, even if used to purchase goods or services."

Truck stop transactions?  What sort of transactions are we talking about here?

Obscure References


Friday, August 26, 2016

Pictures

Want to feel dizzy?  Check this out.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Musing

ISIS is not a government, but it's waging war as if it was one.

Trump is not a politician, but he is running for office as if he was one.

Are labels becoming passé?   Does the possibility of  lack of their applicability suggest a loosening of strictures and expectations? If so, could this be a good thing?  Clearly, it's not, in these two cases, but could it be?

Pro- Con Job?

My friend sent me an article about the growth of the 'food culture' in Tucson, where she lives. Reading it, I noticed a sidebar article talking about the usefulness of probiotics.  The article specifically mentioned Activia, although it said that the benefit can be found in multiple sources. . In little tiny letters at the top of the page was the name of the company that sponsored and posted the article. Want to guess who it was?

Scanning

I realize that the ability to scan a document and have Optical Character Recognition turn the document into electronic format is quite helpful.  And I know that it's not easy to set up something like that -- things which are obvious to a human aren't always clear to a piece of software.  And that as products get competitors, the urge is to make it more powerful, snappier, more gee-whiz-wowish.

(Do people even say snappier these days?)

But when I have to take longer to figure out how to use the software than it would take me to just type it in myself....  the charm dies, somewhat.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

This is Magical

Packing

Just saw an article titled "how to pack like a pro'.

I would much rather an article titled 'how to have staff that does this as effectively as a British butler'.

Just saying.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Being Square

The question: what is the US postage on a square envelope?

From the ever-clear US Post Office site:

1.2 Nonmachinable Criteria

A letter-size piece is nonmachinable if it has one or more of the following characteristics (see 601.1.1.2 to determine the length, height, top, and bottom of a mailpiece):
b. Is polybagged, polywrapped, enclosed in any plastic material, or has an exterior surface made of a material that is not paper. Windows in envelopes made of paper do not make mailpieces nonmachinable. Attachments allowable under applicable eligibility standards do not make mailpieces nonmachinable.
d. Contains items such as pens, pencils, keys, or coins that cause the thickness of the mailpiece to be uneven; or loose keys or coins or similar objects not affixed to the contents within the mailpiece. Loose items may cause a letter to be nonmailable when mailed in paper envelopes; (see 601.3.3).
f. For pieces more than 4-1/4 inches high or 6 inches long, the thickness is less than 0.009 inch.

 
Oh sure, that's intuitively obvious.