Thursday, September 27, 2007

End Points

All done. No problems found. In at 8:50, out at 10:30. Worst part was the prep work -- drinking almost four liters of the lavage solution, which wasn't so much nasty, as it was like drinking cold coffee with a slightly chalky aftertaste.

And now I'm good for ten years.

Phrases I learned this morning:

"Well, now at least I know that I'm a perfect asshole."

"When we're done, would you tell my wife that my head was not up there?"

"Business is good -- everyone's an asshole."

"Everyone gets it in the end."

4 comments:

  1. .....hahahahahahah. yeah. thats good stuff.

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  2. Well, alls right that ends right...(groan)

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  3. heehee! Glad it went well and you're back to tell the story. :)

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  4. I can handle anything if I'm asleep for it.

    And now, by golly, people will know that I'm medically certified when I'm just talking out of my...um...

    I mean, people will know to believe me when I'm just pulling things out of my...um...

    Anyway.

    It was good to do, and good to be done.

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